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Saturday, March 16, 2013

Of Cattle Prods and Me

I think it's about time I posted again. Is this how Liam feels all the time?

First off, Liam is gradually posting the Phil Phorce over on his blog. Little by little, we're getting to the interesting bit, where I save the world. Not to brag or anything. Even better, I think he's already thinking about the next episode. Five episodes already! Have we been alive that long? Pretty soon someone is going to make our exploits into a movie!

That was wishful thinking, I suppose. But Liam might.

Anyway, this episode of the Phil Phorce is amazing. Lots of twisty twists, lots of me, and lots of Percival being useless (I suppose his entire life is like that). And someone dies! I won't tell you who, but it's a pretty big deal. If anyone actually reads this, now they know something none of Liam's followers do.

In other news, I am currently trying to reconcile a moose and a cattle prod. They don't like each other much, it seems.

5 comments:

  1. Please excuse me while I sit here and squeal loudly. Someone DIES!? Oooooh, this is a most exciting development! I think I like it. In the most sadistic sense of the word *cackles*

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    1. Come to think of it, three people die. But only one Phil.

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  2. Not a Phil! Not the death of a Phil! (actually, I'm not so attached to the ping-pong balls. They can go.)
    A movie would be interesting. I would like to see Liam do that.

    ~Robyn Hoode

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  3. I had an idea and Liam doesn't seem to care for it much. Maybe you could do it instead, Quirk! Make a Phil Phorce trailer! Use sock puppets or popsicle stick people if you don't want to act in it! Think about it-- little bit of dialogue, "A QUIRK, HEAD PHIL PRODUCTION", explosions, hint of romance, explosions, "COMING TO THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK THE FIRST WEEKEND OF JULY", and then one more explosion.

    ~RH

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